HSBC

HOLY SHIT BAT COLIN

The Vampire Slut

Explain the bite on the neck mmmmnnnnnn

If that bear is on Viagra

She will shit herself

mmmmmnnnn Shoot me for fuck sake

This is what the bastards at T-MOBILE can do with their shit phone

2 or 3 words an hour is good.

We are not in a fucking rush.

There is fuck all wrong with tree huggers

Thats what i call a frog

26 Pints of lager -Tight Leotard- and one fart

Mummy my nappy burst

Play time

CLOWN SCHOOL BY COLIN

Works for me

Toooooo much makeup

So fucking what

Mummy can i have a clown for my birthday

FUCK OFF YOU ARE 42

And

Could you do that after 14 pints of beer

Darling i want you to. Darling i want you to take.
Darling i want you our take our sex life more seriously.
He’s behind you. Oh no he isn’t

Oooooh yes he is

Could you compete with the dildo she has in her hand ? mmmmmnnnnn

fucking clown

see if you think this is funny